Ich habe gerade einen Sketch mit Weird Al Yankovic gefunden, der das perfekte Zitat enthält, wenn Weiler mal wieder ein Spiel vercoacht (von 2:09 bis2:24):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXAW2qd65nA#t=2m9s
In Textform:
"Coach! When the game was on the line, you made a decision that didn't pan out, obviously. Why didn't you decide to do the other thing that would have panned out, 100%. I mean, that's what I would have done: the thing that would have worked; the thing that you didn't do."